Back in 1985, back when everyone in Hollywood was doing blow

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a black bear made national news after it consumed a huge quantity of coke dropped out of a plane into the Georgia woods by a drug runner.

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a black bear made national news after it consumed a huge quantity of coke dropped out of a plane into the Georgia woods by a drug runner.

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It took nearly thirty years later, but that jacked-up bear has finally made his own way to Hollywood with Universal’s Cocaine Bear

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the horror comedy is directed by Elizabeth Banks with an  ensemble cast that includes Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson, Jr., Margo Martindale, Game of Thrones’ Kristofer Hivju, and Solo’s Alden Ehrenreich.

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The new trailer begins with two emergency medics arriving at what looks like a horror movie slaughter scene

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only to come face to face with the titular bear on the titular cocaine. Russell plays a mother desperate to find her missing child amidst the bear’s rampage

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Martindale plays a cop who gets tossed around by the blitzed beast, and Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson climbs a tree to get away from the bear

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even though he knows full well that bears can climb trees…as, later his torn-off leg can attest to. The trailer makes hilarious use of the classic song  “White Lines (Don’t Do It)” by Melle Mel

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